Chat reblogged from panphobia. with 12,646 notes
- me in social situations: why
- me when someone talks to me: why
- me when nobody talks to me: why
- me when i have to get out of bed: why
- me when there's no food left: why
Source: magnetic-zeroes
Chat reblogged from Stay Away Sweet Misery with 118,587 notes
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Source: laazy
Chat reblogged from Stay Away Sweet Misery with 73,228 notes
- normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
- me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING
Source: duckdarren
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